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Ellen DeGeneres has recently announced that she’s starting a record label. Her first signing is this kid, Greyson Chance – 12 year old internet sensation. Greyson took YouTube by storm with his piano driven rendition of Lady GaGa’s “Paparazzi.”
Video and more about this below.
For those of you who aren’t big time music insiders like we are, there’s this product called Justin Bieber that is doing quite well for it’s share holders. Obviously from her several months of American Idol judging, Ellen is officially “in the biz” and has found out about the Justin Bieber cash explosion, and like any good capitalist is ready to enter a little competition into the market. We love Ellen and we love America and this kid can at least play an instrument, so yeah, whatever, knock yourself out.
Also jumping into the star making business is David Letterman.
Courtney Love gives Dave a crash course on the ugly, desperate world that is the music industry.
Dave announced in late April the first signing to his newly founded record label. Surprisingly, Dave is partying like it’s 1999 and has signed a “pop-punk” band from Huntington Beach named Runner Runner. Although after watching the video below, we think the “-punk” portion is obviously a typo.
We can only assume that one of the members of Runner Runner is the kid brother (or kid) of one of the staffers that Letterman had inappropriate relations with, and that this whole thing is some kind of attempt at making amends. Either that or Letterman’s toddler child is running A&R for the new label.
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